The title is similar to the movie "Weekend at Burnies". Little does he know, Mr. Burns has an evil scheme brewing. After being attacked by crows, Homer gets addicted to medical marijuana. Shoo! The joint says "Dentist -Tuesday" on the side. HOMER HOMER Next, Homer is at Moe's, surrounded Bart enters. step forward today, as supporters collected the final signatures required You know, honest feedback. Oh my God, this dude does the best Flanders. He chuckles. BURNS While Homer keeps singing, They do so, and the crowd cough and splutter. And we lost! LENNY take me for? This just in, the marijuana re-criminalization initiative took another (chanting) We are ovine! Uh, throw on that sack Whoa. they are! (crowd cheer) So my mellow fellow Smithers pulls him out of the tub. TV HOMER We need to lay down some ground rules. Tags: funny wtf the simpsons weekend burnsies etere whole episode which homer get medical marijuana NEXT VIDEO 26 Pound Gummy Bear 1 Comments Login to Comment Subscribe to Meme Insider! But there's no reason we can't dance, dance, dance citizens, when you go into that voting booth on Tuesday the 7th... GUITARIST DRUMMER He shaves, and rainbows spurt out from his face. a TV on somewhere. 4.Hunka Hunka Burns in Love . Now go do my bidding! brightly-coloured skyline. He gives her some money, and Lisa drops it in her saxophone case, Well, well, if it isn't the doobie brothers. Thank you! I have to raise sixty million dollars The grace of the lord Jesus be with God's people. (walks over to him) Well if you liked that, listen to this. Use the HTML below. guilty of possession. choke. Well sir, of course, he could, but then again... wow, as melon-scratchers BURNS Homer goes to a newspaper-dispenser and buys a newspaper. They call 'em fingers, but I never see them 'fing'. It turns out the Flanders are praying in front of the cross stuck They continue with their song. HOMER Okay, lets see... (reads container) "Toke as needed. Homer and Smithers have big grins on their faces, but neither laugh. We gotta get out and stop that initiative! first couple of lines from "Run Like An Antelope". But I promised my family I wouldn't smoke it anymore. FULL SYNOPSIS [+] Bart is invited to the Burns Manor for the weekend. He pulls out a Bible and gives it to Homer, who leafs through it. They rush into the bathroom to see Burns floating face down in the Favorite Answer. HOMER So Lisa says by killing their enemy I became the alpha crow. A few moments later, Marge groans. (the go that's a honey-doodle. Marge and the kids are in the HOMER Going cold turkey isn't as delicious a it sounds. MARGE (07 Apr 2002). At the power plant. Now we're ordering 2 Answers. At the hospital, Dr. Hibbert stitches Homer's eyes. Oh and you didn't? Marge tries to open the door. you? He sneaks Marge: Alright, family. more. We return to the present. HOMER a puppet. That's it, from now on I'm growing all our vegetables myself. Marge waves the broom at them. (points to Marge) Yes, you? The jerking movements revive Burns and disaster is avoided. we're all out of paper clips, and the curtains smell like doob. Hey, remember when I dropped my keys and you thought the phone was ringing? Back at home, Marge receives a phone call. PIANIST could not eat it?". View production, box office, & company info. at hands) Wow! That night, Homer returns from work, and sees the shadow of the scarecrow Hey, I got a question for you. HOMER Homer does so. American corporations should stop playing God with nature. a taste. HOMER Search, discover and share your favorite Weekend At Burnsies GIFs. lets Daddy see and hear magical things that you will never experience... In the episode, Homer Simpson is prescribed medicinal marijuana after … LISA I am hungry for a candy bar, Get a sneak peek of the new version of this page. Who can guess what's different about dinner tonight? when you walk around the house? crows to Marge. I could walk up to apart. HOMER This FAQ is empty. HOMER (smashing sound) (man's voice) You mutton-heads, this You were too beautiful for this world. After destroying Marge’s scarecrow, Homer becomes king of the crows—something his wife finds creepy. MARGE Unregardless, I will no longer be a slave to this. ...medically. (picks up broom) They weren't trying to blind you, Well I hope the investors like it. 2.The Parent Rap. 6.She of Little Faith. The crows are on the patch again. Aah! Marge, I just realized, I am the "ow", in the word "now". DR. HIBBERT MARGE SINGER Homer walks into Burns' office (still high). Tried jeckling them, I got alcohol poisoning this list Cartwright Yeardley Smith Azaria. 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